winter Texan

After a male has engaged in anal sex, but before he has orgasmed, he pulls his member out and ejaculates over his partner's back, aiming for the area of the back directly above the top of the buttcrack.

Some people are freaky; some like giving Cleveland steamers, others are more a fan of the winter Texan.

by Bob the Angry Flower June 23, 2006

Dark Winter

Occured during the winter of 2003 (middle of January - early March) on the Heroes of the Lance messageboard on GameFAQs. The nude midget hara kiri psyco marked every topic for being off topic. The rest of the crotch mullet-envying moderators came shuffling in and raped the board, deleting nearly every topic. The board was essentially dead, with 3 or 4 open topics at most. Kept from virtual board death by regular posting from five Heroes of the Lance crew members: death2nudemidgets, Dr Slinky, NES hardcore, StanStepanic, and TTRay.

The Dark Winter reached its lowest point when the board was left with just two regular posters, StanStepanic and TTRay. Hopefully, it will never be repeated again.

Hara kiri smells of orangutan feces, rotting trout, and Heinz 57

by death2nudemidgets October 7, 2003

winter time chick

a chick who has a hot face, but she's a little fat (with an F), and looks way better with wintertime clothing instead of at the pool in the summer.

guy: "would you ever hook up with lindsay?"
other guy: "probably not, she's got a good face but she's more of a winter time chick."

by rtownrutt December 30, 2007

wintercourse

sexual arousal during wintah time
jk, no definition needed

Julie and I stayed inside and had wintercourse since it was freezing fucking cold outside.

by theblackpanther August 11, 2011

winter mexican

A Canadian

Person 1-whats your race?
Person 2-winter Mexican

by Boops-n-Bops July 2, 2017

Winter guard

A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex

Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard

by Reginald buffwanger October 25, 2018

cum winner

a term used to describe the dominant partner during a sexual encounter.

brie "the cum winner" zurita just fucked my brains out.

by chris linning October 25, 2011