windows

How about this for some variety (and truth, more importantly). Contrary to the unintelligible grunts of the brainless morons who have posted 99% of the definitions regarding this word (they clearly need to ease off on all the Haterade), Microsoft Windows XP/2000/Server 2003 is by far the best series of OSs ever made. This coming from someone who has used all three and compared them to Apple Mac OS and GNU/Linux alternatives. The .NET framework is an excellently designed programming and software development infrastructure, unparalleled in its elegance. Don't believe me? Ask all the Mac - and sometimes even Linux - users who have shot their boxes with M60s, frustrated because of the zillionth program that wasn't compatible with the OS. And ALL operating systems crash; it is a fundamental law in computer science - the bug-free program is nothing but a myth.

With a triple-boot setup on my computer, I find myself having to constantly reboot my system due to Mandrake 10.0 Linux's spectacular shortcomings - especially the harware compatibility woes. And what do I reboot into? Take a guess.....

by TheEnlightened December 27, 2004

Window fuck (movie)

When (usually 3 or more) people get in a car. 1 drives, the 2nd girl/guy tries to suduce the person in the car beside them (usually parked at an intersection), and the 3rd person films their reaction

Also knowen as window rape (movie)

The lights been red forever, do you want to make a window fuck (movie)?

by Incurableprankster October 15, 2010

Windows NT

A Microsoft Windows Operating system of decent quality, however antiquated. It does not support the new version of anything. However, despite these setbacks, it is still a decent computer for its time, and the basis of Windows 2000, and subsequently ME and XP.

Windows NT doesn't support the past 5 versions of Windows Media Player, but it runs. B|

by Rebecca/ZC August 26, 2005

Windows XP

A fairly good computer created by Microsoft. Just do defragmentations often, and erase all that porn. "Send error reports" can be annoying. Crashes very little if you keep it clean. Best yet of all computers.

Guy 1: Dude! I just cleaned my XP! It goes a billion times faster now!

by Keijiro H. November 12, 2004

windows

A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.

"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever!"

"Then why do you continue to use it?

by LRS November 12, 2004

Windows lusers

Derogatory term used to address users of the Windows operating system

"this troll must be a windoze luser"
"dell is for windows lusers"

by Cantus November 4, 2002

Windows

One of the worst opperating systems in the world. It crashes more than Mac OSX and has more ryptic error messages than Linux. (im not sure linux has any) Windows also crashes a lot. The only good thing about it is it comes with solitair.

Ahhhh! Windows crashed while loading an error message.

The price for Windows is a rip-off, but it did come with solitair!

by kyle December 2, 2004