Wasted Women's Wednesday

A wonderful excuse for girls (mostly sorority girls) to get drunk mid-week

Abigail: "What are you doing tonight?"
Marcy: "It's Wasted Women's Wednesday! Everyone's gonna be at the house, you should come!"
Abigail: "WWW!"

by ehclingo April 30, 2012

walternator

a fat greasy vena carva who believes jesus is an astronaut

jesus christ hes such a walternator

by mr queefer February 16, 2013

Washer piss

When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.

Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!

by Gabe NewBell December 12, 2013

wastedead

When you're drunk enough that you're on the brink of death.

Person 1: Dude you're back from the hospital, you good?

Person 2: Yea man, I was only wastedead. Thank God I didn't take another shot.

by Chaz Badazz April 12, 2016

waste of 4 years

a phrase used by people to define college

"I shouldn't have went to that state college. All I did was get drunk and party and now I can't find a job because of my useless degree in Environmental Art History. what a waste of 4 years."

by Colagegraduit April 27, 2016

Waste basket wipe

When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket

Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.

by Mike Stabb August 23, 2016

Waisters

Finx and Pepe

You don't want to be Waisters like them *feelsbadman*

by FinxUK May 15, 2017