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moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.
Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'
by Tomicide December 30, 2004
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Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!
by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020
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Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020
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yellow waffle

when a man pees on a waffle as the woman proceeds to eat said waffle
she wanted to reward me with a yellow waffle breakfast
by waffle house November 2, 2021
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Medium waffle

A Medium waffle is unknown to those of low IQ . Thou shalt watch Rick and Morty to obtain maximum IQ thus giving the answers to MEDIUM WAFFLE
Waiter: BIG waffle or SMALL waffle?

SAVAGEREALM: i'll take a MEDIUM WAFFLE.
Waiter: woah
by MEDIUMWAFFLE?? April 21, 2018
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Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.
Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.
by veryboredperson May 15, 2022
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sticky waffles

the waffle is a vagina and sticky is cum. sticky waffle is a man cumming in a woman's vagina
last night i got mixed up in her sticky waffles
by wyatternst February 15, 2018
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