A Wankerpediac is a person on Wikipedia, who despite not knowing their own definitions, enjoys deleting every artcile they come across. Not unlike the Pyromaniac, they more than likely sit back and masterbate after watching their glorious work take place. Which is probably a healthy action since they are such sexually repressed geeks.
by John The Kook August 30, 2009
Get the Wankerpediac mug.Mobile phone. Not commonly used today, but was heavily used in the early days of the device. As the prices of phones dropped the term fell out of favour; another case of Tall poppy syndrome?
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by Ess and Em July 6, 2010
Get the Wanker Canker mug.The act of being, and acting like a wanker.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.
Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.
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Get the wanker mug.This is a place where people take pictures of people who walk into the store and jerk off. There is a guy there who is gay and does Jerk off to men. They jizz into the cups and whip up the shit so it looks like whipped cream.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
by Thick minds and gentle dicks July 28, 2020
Get the Wankers Coffee mug.A classical sexual manouvere invented within the late 80's as 'Walkers' crisps were growing in popularity. In order to perform the manouvere the man must first ejaculate into a bag of Cheese & Onion Walkers Crisps. When the man is having sex he must pull out the bag right before ejaculation, ramming the contents into his sexual partner's mouth. The name 'floppy walker' comes from the soggy nature of the crisps after being hosed in a lather of sex wee.
*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*
*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*
My girlfriend's getting well fat, it must be all the floppy walkers I've been feeding her. But it's alright cos I'm shagging her daughter.
I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.
No gran don't eat those crisps!
I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!
"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."
I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.
No gran don't eat those crisps!
I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!
"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."
by TomScriv February 8, 2008
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