The most annoying bird you will ever meet. The one thing this bird is capable of thinking of is zooming around to bins slurping Bin juice and eating different types of hamburgers from Mc Donald's. It also sits on roof's crapping on in-accents roof's.
"Oi get that IBIS AKA bin chicken of the roof."
This is a place where people take pictures of people who walk into the store and jerk off. There is a guy there who is gay and does Jerk off to men. They jizz into the cups and whip up the shit so it looks like whipped cream.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
Man: "Have you tried Wankers Coffee?"
Woman : "Yea I got pregnant from one of them"