moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

by Tomicide December 31, 2004

waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

by ayylmao3254 February 05, 2018

Nutella waffle

To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)

Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.

by Skylerlikesmen April 07, 2015

waffle dog

Hot dog on a skewer cooked in waffle batter. Similar to a corndog but has waffle instead of cornbread. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk

The kids went bonkers when they learned they could put chocolate and syrup on their waffle dog!

by Lil Pepper Pants March 05, 2020

Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-

“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”

by Discomation October 31, 2017

Waffle Supremacist

One who believes waffles are the superior breakfast food.

STEVIEFRANCH1ZE is a fucking waffle supremacist.

by joey_minaj December 01, 2017

Waffle Top

When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle

Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.

by Unkum March 11, 2019