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Turd lagoon 

A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment
Wow look at that stinky turd lagoon
Turd lagoon by Blumkin master September 1, 2018

Turd Burglar

What you call a person who robs homeless people
"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."
Turd Burglar by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018

Turd of Mouth 

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.
Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.
Turd of Mouth by Sum Yun Guy III November 5, 2018

Turd Slide 

An alternate name for a sewer.
After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”

The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
Turd Slide by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

Turd burglar

Amsterdam only definition:
a polish dude that sleeps in your cupboard while your not watching.
"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
Turd burglar by burgturdlar January 30, 2019

Turd lasagna 

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
Turd lasagna by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019