3-eyed turtle

thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, dick in mouth

example my ass...

by brian December 22, 2003

turtle-piss

1- the urine from a turtle
2- the last name of a douchebag, first name - Nick

ex 1. that is some gross smelling turtle-piss

ex 2. nick turtle-piss is such a loser

by mindreader June 26, 2004

Turtle Spread

The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"

its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.

by Scrumtrilescentness July 2, 2005

Turtle helmet

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

by The Bishop Amen August 6, 2008

Turtle Jerk

A turtle jerk is when masturbating (male) sucking a pice of turd in and out of the ass (also known a turtle head!) and realeaseing pice of turd at the same moment as ejaculating.

I had a amazing turtle jerk at work and got paid for it!

by sjh horse March 23, 2011

Turtle Tug

As a last resort to resolve an argument, An all out Tug- of- War Tournament over green jello

Wayne: Hey, i think there is only one way for us to settle this argument

Amanda: And how is that exactly?

Wayne: We play a game of Turtle Tug, loser ends up in jello, and the winner will be correct

Amanda: Lets do this!

by Jets554 July 6, 2011

water turtle

My favorite type of turtle.

Hmm, that's a happy water turtle!

by Chris Z February 20, 2005