Railroad Tracks

The state of being immensly awesome such to the point that it is indescribeable by any other words but Railroad Tracks

We're so railroad tracks.

The movie Hamlet 2 was definitely railroad tracks.

Icky boys are sooo not railroad tracks.

by Ben Cobblestone 19 October 27, 2008

trackitude

the demeanor/personality that results from tiny shorts, the growth of which is directly proportional to the tininess of the shorts

Man, Steve, if I get shorts like those, will I have as much trackitude as you?

by rod and smig March 28, 2004

black tracker

Person, female or male, who romantically or sexually pursues married or celibate clergy persons.

Fr Michael better watch out for Leroy, he's a black tracker.

by bohuma February 27, 2004

turtle tracks

To make turtle tracks = to leave.

I'm bored... let's make turtle tracks.

by sam harris July 6, 2005

tan track

The organ used for anal sex. Generally heterosexual.

"I think I'll go for a run (or gallop) on the tan track".

Usage is jocular as it can be a double entendre, especially among horseracing enthusiasts.

See also "false rail", as used in the following example: "we had the false rail out last night."; and "Greek".

by Gauci November 23, 2006

William Tracksuit III

Average ignorant British asshole, IQ 59, watching soccer and BBC, believes everything the Internet says, and routinely makes fun of Americans with retarded stereotypes because it's supposed to be funny.

"OH YOU AMERICANS YOU EAT ABOUT 5 BIG MACS EVERY DAY RIGHT? AND FUCK YOUR 'FOOTBALL' TOO WITH YOUR SISSY PADS HAHA TAKE THAT GEORGE BUSH!" -William Tracksuit III

by Fat American Bastard January 17, 2009

Facebook tracking

When you post something on Facebook and you constantly hit the refresh button to see if anyone replied back. Regardless of the fact that Facebook would update this on its own.

I posted a really funny joke on Facebook today and really wanted someone to laugh at it too. So I spent an hour Facebook Tracking and no one thought is was funny.

by Fae Mousse September 19, 2011