moon waffle
When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.
When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.
by Tomicide December 31, 2004
Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.
by ayylmao3254 February 05, 2018
The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.
"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"
"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."
"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."
by CanIgetuhburgerkingfootlettuce March 17, 2018
To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)
by Skylerlikesmen April 07, 2015
Hot dog on a skewer cooked in waffle batter. Similar to a corndog but has waffle instead of cornbread. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk
by Lil Pepper Pants March 05, 2020
“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”
by Discomation October 31, 2017
When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle
by Unkum March 11, 2019