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sea salt

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017
mugGet the sea saltmug.

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
mugGet the salt kissmug.

Salt

"Hey what r u playin?"

"Oh it's a fuckin trash game i found in the compost in the backyard. Its pronounced SALT, but actually u spell it L-E-A-G-U-E-O-F-L-E-G-E-N-D-S"
by Greentea_Pepper_Mix February 20, 2019
mugGet the Saltmug.

salt

Genuine.

Something or someone totally real, legit, reliable and worthy.
As in "salt of the earth".
That guy always has my back man, he's salt.
What you did back there for me was salt man, thankyou.
by wackadoo_seadog May 2, 2018
mugGet the saltmug.

salt bag

Brodie: “Shut the f@&k up chad!” Chad: “Chill out salt bag.”
by _saltbag September 7, 2021
mugGet the salt bagmug.

salts

Most people send a message having “lmao” in it if something I kind of funny, even if they aren’t actually laughing their a** off. Salts stand for “smiled a little then stopped” which makes more sense.
Person 1: “Yo my teacher so stupid I cheated on my test and still pass”

Person 2 “salts”
by bigguccibumtit178 January 1, 2024
mugGet the saltsmug.

salt rim

A salt rim is when you have to or wish you had a squeeze of lime and lick of salt when you give a rimjob.
She came home from work after a bad day, horny as hell, and didn't have time to shower so I had to salt rim it. booty ass anal sex rimjob
by Mr. James Duffy October 11, 2015
mugGet the salt rimmug.

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