4 definitions by Mr. James Duffy

mardo

The accumulated scum from scraping down one's balls with a credit card after a week-long Mardi Gras trip.

Ew. What's this mardo doing on my computer?
Dude, that cheese smells like mardo.

by Mr. James Duffy July 17, 2013

full catholic

Having sex, preferably in missionary position, without contraception, without explicit intention to impregnate yet without any consideration or intention to pull out before ejaculation.

I didn't have a condom and she wasn't on the pill but we were horny and didn't care so we just did it full catholic.

by Mr. James Duffy August 26, 2014

Sarlaac Pit

An large, scary and/or otherwise undesirable vagina, not unlike vagina dentata

I didn't think she was that bad until I was facing the Sarlaac Pit.

by Mr. James Duffy September 3, 2014

salt rim

A salt rim is when you have to or wish you had a squeeze of lime and lick of salt when you give a rimjob.

She came home from work after a bad day, horny as hell, and didn't have time to shower so I had to salt rim it. booty ass anal sex rimjob

by Mr. James Duffy August 29, 2015