When somebody on that bullshit.
When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.
When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.
When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.
When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.
by RedToms March 23, 2011
Get the Nanny Woodmug. by Definitely not DJ Khaleda August 2, 2023
Get the Oliver Woodmug. A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the knock on woodmug. When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014
Get the mixed woodmug. The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
by Harrowific July 10, 2019
Get the Wood Fistmug. 
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
Get the whittling woodmug.