'tube

As in the ‘tube. It refers to YouTube in a lame way.

I’ll do my research on the 'tube!

by Bestof1990 May 11, 2021

feeding tube day

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink

Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me

by Patflin July 24, 2024

Bentley Tube

A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.

John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.

by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024

Stupid tube

The epitome of being stupid. So stupid they need to be placed in a tube and sent away.

Listen up you stupid tube.

by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022

Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute

I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube

by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018

yumyum tube

A strange tube found in Waitrose which contains Flangine and Wange fluid supplies.

Dave; "i found a yumyum tube!"

Nick "Good - I can get even fatter!"

by mongfacedretard June 20, 2007

tube

In the law enforcement world, tube refers to a shotgun.

1. Grab the tube, man, and let's bag us some turkeys.
2. We were fully loaded for that stakeout; tubes, glocks, and other semis, and lots of leos to carry them.

by WitheredHip April 23, 2017