cheese fap

The art of cumming in someone’s moldy cheese sandwich

Did you cheese fap in Jerry’s sandwich today Martha ?

by anonymous June 2, 2021

cheese fap

Too cum in someone’s sandwich

Did you cheese fap today ?

by Cheese cap master June 2, 2021

fuming fap

beating your meat out of pure frustration.

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.

by SheepLand June 11, 2021

fap ceo

FAP CEO is a hentai based idle game on a hentai game site called nutaku.com. Pretty fuckin fun if i do say so myself

nice just made $10,000,000 on Fap ceo lets gooo.

by Aden McWilliams June 11, 2021

FAP

fettuccine alfredo pasta

i’m so hungry

eat some FAP

by badussyonswole July 11, 2021

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.

Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.

by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022