British teeth

Believing that British teeth are always bad is an ignominy, cultivated by stupid Americans who makes clever Americans feel terribly embarrassed.

A (stupid American): Everyone knows that British teeth are horrible !

B (clever American): Stop saying bullshit, you jackass !

by ANFeuerstahl November 3, 2012

Goofy teeth

Martin Barker

Teeth hangin down to his nuts

by Ben Dover July 17, 2003

Snorg Tees

A company famous for their t-shirts with funny pop culture sayings on them. The company is also well known for their beautiful models, some of whom have gone on to model for Maxim and Playboy.

Tommy loves pirates, maybe a little too much.
Snorg tees has a pirate t-shirt for every day of the week.
Tommy slices off his hand and replaces it with a hook. Too hardcore, Tommy. You should have bought a t shirt.

by totototototally April 4, 2010

summer teeth

Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there.

Howard Stern: She has summer teeth.
Guy: Whats that?
Howard Stern: Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there
*All laugh*

by Plead The Fifth January 17, 2005

teeter totter

1. A toy found on a playground.
2. A person who likes to ride the ass of a same sex partner, a faggot.
3. The act of butt-fucking.

1. Lets go play on the teeter totter.
2. That guy is a teeter totter.
3. He wants to teeter totter all over you rectum.

by Brandon B. October 15, 2003

teeth-conscious

When one has something done with their teeth (ex. braces, veneers, whitening, etc) and suddenly begins noticing other people's pearly whites.

James: Oh dude you got veneers.
Joe: I know, you know that chick I'm hitting on?
James: Yeah what 'bout her?
Joe: I saw her smile, looks like shit.
James: Veneers got you teeth-conscious, bruh.

by cirquedusolame December 9, 2009

teetee

an ethnic person who is really unco.
Also TT or tidee

omg jeff! yous a teetee, bro!
whos a tt?? yous a tt!

by tha wok boy July 22, 2008