Taco Bell hot

A sexually attractive person (male or female) who, much like Taco Bell food, you would enjoy in the moment but regret later. These people are usually sleazy in their demeanor.

Eliza Dushku and Colin Farrell are soooo Taco Bell hot!

by Hobbes_Voltaire October 6, 2009

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Black Jack Taco Surprise

When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.

Guy: Im done.

Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!

by A Sizzle and Banana Hands October 19, 2009

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When you're having sex with a girl in the doggy style position and you pull out your dick and cut it off, at the same time cooking bagels in a deep fryer. You then cover the whole area in peanut butter and a dragon comes in and has a threesome with you and the girl while rolling around in the peanut butter and there is SO MUCH SEX OH YES THERES LOTS OF SEX

So me and my girlfriend had a Swedish Jesus Taco last night.

Shit was cash.

by GHeroLinkinPark April 29, 2010

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flesh taco

pussy

I shoved my throbbing member into her flesh taco.

by MelissaPissa September 12, 2003

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man taco

when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina.

Also called a mangina

"I thought I was gonna bust a gut when that wack job in Silence of the Lambs danced in front of the mirror admiring his man taco."

by pseudonym September 18, 2004

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