toast

toast is a game you play with 4-5 guys. sit in a circle, put a piece of toast in the middle, and you all have to cum on the toast. the last one to cum on the toast looses and they have to eat it.

damn, did you see jim's face last night after he lost toast, i would hate to have been him dude!

by omg ashley March 3, 2009

Jam on toast

meaning top of the range. cream of the crop. the dogs bollucks.

'yo dude, check out my new blades...'
'Jam... on... toast'

by Jiggins April 14, 2005

Tats

The big (or little) breasts or a girl's chest that feel great to press up against or to fondle.

I liked feeling her tats on my chest.

by ME October 26, 2004

toast

Old fashioned Brit. rhyming slang. Toast = burnt bread = Dead.

(Variation "Hovis" a type of brown bread in UK)

I published a goatse pic of the Queen. I'm toast.

by fortophor August 15, 2007

thats a kanye

1. a dickmove
2. a douchebag

1. Ben: Did you see Harold tea-bag that old lady sleeping on the bench?
Travis: Now THATS a kanye..
2. John: hey kyle you covered me yesterday at work right?
Kyle: no, i was doing your girlfriend
Spectator: thats a real kanye right there..

by yaadigg September 16, 2009

Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 25, 2010

Thats Tits!

An expression used about somthing being "cool" or "hip".

I went to lake Havasue yesterday.

Oh Really? Thats tits!

by braelyn April 21, 2008