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Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
by Apexas October 13, 2023
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Throat Hoagie

When you stuff someone’s mouth balls deep with your cock and you top it off with your mannaise.
I gave Melissa a Throat Hoagie and she loved it, especially the mannaise topping
by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023
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Throat Goat

Throat goat is now being used as a compimentive term. It means cut throat, often referred to assassins or sin's for short. Its a term that is being used most oftenly in gaming now in a positive manner.
Wow you are really messed them up there, You must be the throat goat of all time.
by Bizhiw November 13, 2023
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mcdonalds throat

The coating that lines your throat after eating at Mcdonald's
"Can I have some water? I have mcdonalds throat."
by ma11en April 9, 2023
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Throat Eclipse

When one does a line or bump, and takes a hit out of a water pipe at the same time you put your dick in your girls mouth
Yo bro I just got back from seeing my homie, you ready for this Throat Eclipse
by TossYoMommasSaladInEgypt April 23, 2023
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throat coach

Someone usually a man but can be a woman using s strap on who helps loosen ( exercise) ur throat so it can handle ( take) more dick.
Hey bro that girl cant suck dick at all she needs a new throat couch!!!

I need a new throat coach!!!
by Prettygirlzonly May 15, 2023
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throat surfing

When the recipient of fellatio takes control.
I was so close, I grabbed her by the head and started throat surfing!
by Calamus56 December 3, 2023
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