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Definitions by Milf3500

Throat Goat 

Usually goes by the name of Rebecca. Is capable of doing amazing things with a Phallice. Has an endless esophagus and is able to fit things most humans can not.
I was under the influence of mushrooms last night and I visited the throat goat at 3am!
Throat Goat by Milf3500 December 3, 2023

The underage Remington

A very desirable, prepubescent boy whom every lady wants. He spends his long days stealing road signs and women’s hearts. He begs his more mature and older friends to buy him marijuana cartridges.
Watch out guys! The underage Remington is here. Hide your girlfriends and your vapes!!
The underage Remington by Milf3500 November 22, 2023

The underage Remington

A very desirable underage male prepubescent. Sometimes have to hide your female significant other from this young man. Likes to beg older and more mature men to buy him marijuana cartridges.
It’s the underage Remington again trying to get me to but him weed pens. I better get him one before he steals my old lady
The underage Remington by Milf3500 November 22, 2023