barking squirrel 

typically used as an excuse when someone farts

Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel

barking squirrel by chadlamo January 29, 2012

transgender squirrel 

THIS IS A 2 DEFINITION WORD

1.) Your a ugly ass gross ass lookin bitch

2.)I love you

Example for definition 1.)Shut the fuck up you transgender squirrel lookin ass bitch

Example for definition 2.)AWE your my favorite lil transgender squirrel

transgender squirrel by me bitch ass mother fucker May 13, 2019

Gangster Squirrel 

A black squirrel. Generally larger than your average red squirrel. They look at you with their mean little beady eyes and laugh at your dogs as they tease them.

It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.

John: Was that a dog that just bounded across the street?
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.

My dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He ran towards it, barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.

Gangster Squirrel by theotherwhitemeat August 5, 2009

Fat Squirrel 

Slut

-Squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sluts.

-Sluts, like fat squirrels love nuts

"God, that girl is such a fat squirrel! I hate her!"

Fat Squirrel by tubicen94 October 8, 2012

flying squirrel 

A penis trick where the erect penis is tucked firmly between the legs far back into the ass-crack in a spring loaded position. The legs are then opened with a flourish and depending on the turgidity of the member, a satisfying slap is heard against the belly.

Watch out for that flying squirrel boys...whhapppp.

flying squirrel by Sansastic May 11, 2010

Greedy Squirrel 

When a woman takes both of a man's testicles into her mouth and fills her opposing cheeks with each of them. As a squirrel would do.

With my testicles filling her mouth so well she looked just like a little Greedy Squirrel.

Greedy Squirrel by The Loneliest Nacho December 18, 2007

Texan Squirrel Dip 

when you are vaginally t-bagging a girl, while having anal sex with her.

I really need to find a girl so i can give her a texan squirrel dip.

Texan Squirrel Dip by [Def]-Sean M [Word]-Richard W January 30, 2009