talented spoon

when an Asian has a name that you wouldn't expect a spoon to make if it hit the floor

"hey i was talking some asian guy the other day, and guess what his name was-Jeremy"
"Jesus, now that is a talented spoon"

by henez August 20, 2011

ocean spoon girl

A girl that blows a guy anywhere, including the ocean.

I heard lola is a ocean spoon girl.. what a whore

by Taylorgahdnpc March 15, 2017

Joji Spoon

a ginger man with a very small penis.

Many times a man will post a pic captioned "joji spoon" to proclaim himself as having a tiny pecker and an even worse personality.

"Ew. He's such a joji spoon"
"Yo! It's a joji spoon!"

by phishwithlegs April 25, 2022

pewter spoon

Mentioned often in "Aqueronte" a pewter spoon is a large overwhelming penis.

She fainted when she saw his pewter spoon

by therealwildabeast October 21, 2011

Alaskan table spoon

it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.

I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.

by gunner1467 November 3, 2011

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

by Thoxis October 27, 2018

wooden spoon family

an eye for an eye makes the world blind .

p1: ya wooden spoon family

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019