horse slip

When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out

Oh no i horse slipped!

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)

“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”

by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019

Freudian Cocktail Slip

When the bartender Elizabeth in Phoenix accidentally brings you the wrong drink but it is what they really wanted to drink as a mistake.

Oh, you wanted the espresso martini! This is prosecco which is what I wanted - Freudian cocktail slip! Looks like I will just have to drink the oopsie.

by saskers April 5, 2025

Slip & Dip

When you're having sex raw and right before you cum you pull out.

That pussy got so good, but i ain't trying to have no baby so i had to slip & dip.

by Slip & Dip July 2, 2015

Slip jab

When youre masturbating and your hand slips off your dick and you punch your self in the balls

After my date last night I slip jabbed my self

by B76B011 September 24, 2016

Give them the slip

To enter a restaurant, look at the menu and then walk away.

Let's go to this place and if the menu looks bad, we'll give them the slip.

by Azureflux June 6, 2017

Hobo slip n slide

A sexual situation usually consisting of a group of sexual partners but, may be performed as just a pair. While fornicating participants soil themselves and the surrounding area. Producing a slippery surface to fornicate on.Found mostly in dark alley ways where the homeless live.

Dirty Mike and the boys were last seen at the hobo slip n slide on 7th.

by Mmballs October 5, 2021