Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
by simp4ever April 24, 2020
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by anonymous February 11, 2020
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benjamin: but i can give you all the diamonds you need! *simps*
benjamin: but i can give you all the diamonds you need! *simps*
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A "nice guy" who is way too friendly with women in desperation trying to get a girlfriend and will get pissed when they get pointed out.
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