Big Boy Season

That time of year to get your weight and up and get fucking jacked

Person 1- “Dude why the hell are you three hundred pounds.”
Person 2- “It’s big boy season you fucking dumbass. Time to get big you skinny piece of shit”

by Mr Gob 666 February 7, 2019

Seasoned Gamers

A group of individuals who gather online, typically on xbox live, who share homo-erotic tendencies and like to talk about who penis is bigger, though all but a few lack the intelligence required to actually measure.

Hey mate, that's so Seasoned Gamers, now blow me.

by SG Anonymous December 13, 2010

season song

A season song is a terribly long song usually consisting of a slower tempo and unnecessarily sappy love-induced lyrics. These songs seem to be so long, that it feels like every season has passed you by while listening to said song. These songs are insanely popular on shows such as American Idol.

I can tell this is going to be a season song, I want to hibernate already!

by k barton December 15, 2007

seamen's snack

one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies

the other day i had skittles that i was gunna throw out but instead i gave my little brother a "seamen's snack"

by billo sommerer March 28, 2008

seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.

Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps

by The artiste May 27, 2014

Seasonal Hoes

Friends that only talk to you when they are having a problem or got no one else to talk to.

Friends that come to you like an ex when they want dick/pussy

Half my friends are seasonal hoes.

by You mad March 13, 2016

seament

When a male ejaculates onto a surface, and the ejaculant fluids harden, much like cement.

Bro, I need some seament to seal my hole

by Faggatoni March 6, 2017