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Dead Screening

The act of sitting in front of a computer screen and surfing for information and entertainment mindlessly. A more brain-dead type of surfing the internet that commonly occurs at or between the times of 10:00pm and 2:00 am. The information found while Dead Screening is not usually remembered the next day. To come out of Dead Screening is an impossible task until you cannot think of anything more to search, fall asleep at the computer or are disturbed in some way by a partner, power cut or internet crash.
*FB chat between Friends*
Guy1: sup
Guy2: sup, wuu2?
Guy2: DUDE WUU2?
Guy1: huh, oh dead screening

*In the office the next day*
Guy1: Hey man, what time did you get to bed last night, you look like shit!
Guy2: ooh umm, iunno I was Dead Screening until 3:25 am
Guy1: what did you find?
Guy2: iunno...
by Theata October 9, 2010
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Give me my screela bitch.
by Anonymous January 4, 2003
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I have a Scheely for you.

I'm Scheely-ing!
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scheem bag

A very scheemy-ish person. Someone who is cheap, is a dirt bag, and scandelous. Also known as:

a scoundrell

a slime bag

a scandelous wench

a certain someone named Brandy

a trophy wife
Scheem Bag: Hey, Chanaynay... I'm likin' those shoes... Could I borrow dem?...

Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!

Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...

Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!
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screamer

One who screams during climax of sexual or anal intercourse.
Teri-Lynn is my favourite, because she's a screamer!
by Sean@BrockU November 9, 2008
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