Shock and awe

after consuming enough marijuana to reach the ultimate high and one of your buddies says something extremly funny to the point your laughing so hard your stomach hurts "shock" and after recovering from the laugh you admire how awesome that joke or saying really was "awe"

Dude my buddy clarence shock and awed the hell out of us!

by Agentsmith985749 June 10, 2010

shock the monkey

When a redneck pees on a spark plug

Hey Billy Bob d'you hear bout Billy Joe. He done shock the monkey an nearly kill'd he'self

by Trevor W September 25, 2007

scook

A person who is pining to spend time with a significant other or pending significant other despite being easily accessible to each other pretty much at all times.

Person A: "I miss youuuu!"
Person B: "I miss you toooo!"
Person A: "omg we are such scooks!"

by Jorfrey March 8, 2014

Shock Jockey

Sex position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to cum, the woman tazed him. The electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal canal, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy's mouth in to his receiving partner's mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her vaginal canal back out onto the head of the guy's penis.

Bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!

Bro 2- ah shit did it tingle?

by MagicAvenger May 27, 2014

Shocked

To get your slammed so hard you wake up pregnant and shacking

I woke up and was Shocked

by Thow Shalt not September 24, 2018

electric shock

see biological circuit event

That lad needs electric shock treatment

by budvar November 25, 2005

System shock

A game released the same time as Half life and bankruppting Looking Glass, the worlds Best gaming company. Most of LG now work at Ion Storm.
You are a person who voulebnteers for the space corps and undergoes a long period (3 years) of training. When you join the Vaun Braun, you find the space ship has been taken over by a rouge AI computer named Shodan. There are robots and organic life forms trying to kill you. Your objective is to escape.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003