Swandive

When a person stands on the toiletbowl, takes a dump, and has it land in the water, splashing upward toward the person.

"I did a swandive in the bathroom and got feces and water all over the floor."

by ishkerbibble May 15, 2010

Swandive

Heroically underappreciated talent. Went from initially promising beginnings to obscurity.

'Boy, that Bruce Campbell sure did a Swandive.'

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

swang

the past tense of swing

I SWANG on the swing cuz SWANG is a word.

by yea thats right<3 September 10, 2007

swansea

a crappy place that always rains no one likes it apart from stuck up people who need to pull thier heads out of thier arses and spends all the time in the local pub. Its near cardiff, cardiff hates swansea and its people.... and so do I!!! I think its a embarssesdment to the world because it is EVIL!!!! and it rains ALOT!!

HI im from swansea and im wet from all the rain coz it never stops raining hang on a sec while i pull my head out of my arse!! oh no its beenup there to long... its stuck!!!!!!!!!

by Becka Veck May 13, 2005

Swanning

Essentially this is a variation of "the Shocker." Swanning occurs when a person places either the pinky and or ring finger into a womans anus while reaching the thumb over the vagina to apply clitoral stimulation. One can imagine the position and reaching of the thumb as the craning of a swans neck.

Woman: My vagina is so sore right now, but I'm kinda horny. Could go for a serious Swanning right now.

by balthadon November 8, 2011

Swanky

Unusually cool or socially agreeable.

"Although the dog was not friendly, all agreed that his sweater swanky to the max."

"I got the tickets to CATS!" "Swanky!"

by Mr. Carruth April 12, 2006

swandawg

My bro, friend, or close person.
Known in northern cali... amongst other places.

Heat: "hey will whats up, havent heard from you in awhile"
Will: " what up swandog, I am great"

by Heather February 26, 2005