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sympathy suck 

noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.
Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
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Coding socks 

Long thigh high socks that are vital for coding
“I’m gonna buy some coding socks

“K”
Coding socks by Greasefire February 23, 2021

bussy sucka

A bussy sucka is sussy baka backwards that implies you suck bussies. This phrase has godly powers, so use it wisely.
yo cameron is such a bussy sucka

park-and-suck 

park-and-suck (n), or park-n-suck (n): a roadside rest area (cottage) where gay men (cottagers) meet to have anonymous oral sex.
David's up to his old tricks again; I saw his car when I drove by the park-and-suck on highway 20 the other night.
That park-n-suck on highway 20 is notorious; the picnic tables outside the tea room are covered in spooge.
park-and-suck by Blaze Johnson November 30, 2014

Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies 

When a man is doing less than the bare minimum so you have to step in and do all the work or else it will never get done
Abby: Are you going to do any more for this group project?

Matt: I already wrote the intro and I’m busy this week

Abby: Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies

Shit dick nut suck 

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it