An extermley thing girl, with bristly straight hair, and thing flappy arms. Tend to travel in large groups together for fear of embarassesment of the way they look.
My friend Jim Bob and I were walking through the mall today, and a herd of corn stalks walked right by us. We had to dodge their flappy arms.
"I MET UP WITH THIS CORN STALK THE OTHER DAY AND RIPPED HER IN HALF!!!, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!"
"Hey Bill, is that a bunch of girls walkin towards me or has a field of corn stalks uprooted and started smoking camel lights?"
"I MET UP WITH THIS CORN STALK THE OTHER DAY AND RIPPED HER IN HALF!!!, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!"
"Hey Bill, is that a bunch of girls walkin towards me or has a field of corn stalks uprooted and started smoking camel lights?"
by Ben Peterson October 22, 2007
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A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
by littlestranger November 7, 2006
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"wow your a complete salkys, why do you live??? come on now you just ruin everything, you salkys..."
by Z3r0 March 14, 2003
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by B-Phat May 27, 2006
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Nad: I bet you £5 I get with someone before you do!
Amme: I have a plan!
Nad: What?!
Amme: I know this guy who has been tryin to hit on me.. ;)
Nad: OMG, YOU STALKERFACK?!?!
Amme: I have a plan!
Nad: What?!
Amme: I know this guy who has been tryin to hit on me.. ;)
Nad: OMG, YOU STALKERFACK?!?!
by cruzaaay February 16, 2010
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I was looking at pics of Jenna from like 2008. She was so hot back then - her profile is just a stalker's paradise.
by tmjmurphy November 18, 2013
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