A black squirrel. Generally larger than your average red squirrel. They look at you with their mean
little beady eyes and laugh at your
dogs as they tease them.
It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly
little beasts.
John: Was that a dog that just bounded across the street?
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.
My dog was rolling around contentedly in some
dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He
ran towards it,
barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.