Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice

Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"

by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015

Panda Slap

Panda Slap is a term created and used by professional wrestling tweeter and youtube web show host, WrestleBunny. It is a severe form of slap, with a large panda like hand, connecting to your face in a matter of seconds. Your head is liable to snap off and roll away or your cheeks may light on fire after Panda Slap is applied.

"If you don't comply, I will panda slap you!"
"Ignore Bunny and get panda slapped!"
"Panda slap your mom."

by WrestleBunny January 19, 2010

slap bag

Basically, a bag of wine(has to be cheap, franzia acceptable) talks some shit to you. Being a person of class, you don't appreciate the aforementioned shit talk, so you beat the fuck out of the bag by punch. Upon punch you undo the nozzle and suck the life juice out of the bag until you can not take any more. Then you boot. (see def. of boot)

Dude.. I can't play slap bag, I have to be awake at some point next week. ...."SLLAAPP BAGGG"

by Heads McNuggz January 5, 2008

danza-slap

smaking a girl in the face with your penis

I danza-slapped that bitch before I jizzed in her mouth.

by CWAD November 12, 2003

happy slap

something boys of about 16 love having on their phones where rude boys slap strangers. not very funny especially when you've seen so many of them.

release the peace nigger
*slap*

by rathsangatas drink December 7, 2004

Cherry Slap

After having sex with a virgin you pull out and your penis slaps up against you stomach.
Leaving a blood stain.

Guy 1: dude the other night i was fucking this virgin and i pulled out and my penis came up and slapped my stomach leaving a horrible red mark!
Guy 2: Dude!!! Cherry slap.

by General666 April 16, 2009