sausage cunt

a bad word for a shemale a male/female that has both sex organs

I accidentally fucked a sausage cunt this morning

by HJORT V LARSEN June 1, 2018

Sausage Blanket

A condom

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.

by DickPic21 June 14, 2018

Sausage Pie

seeing how most of us like to associate good sex with good food, here's another nutritious term to add to your urban vocabulary. Uses of the term include but are not limited to, any girl you had sex with in the past ( my sausage pie) or just simply the act of sex (making sausage pie), where the pie shell is the vagina and the sausage is obviously the penis.

Person 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: idk....umm go for a coffee?

Person 1: id be up for it but it's Sunday, everything's closed, dang!
Person 2: we'll figure something out
Person 1: well my tvs broken. We can't watch Netflix, so let's make some sausage pie!

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams June 16, 2018

Sausage sock

Slang for condom. Australian origin.

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"

by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018

Sausage hawk

Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.

Hey Eddie do you see that sausage hawk over there... Eddie where do you go???

by Lospro85 May 26, 2018

Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.

1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.

by Arockstar4life May 28, 2018

Sausage Boost

When you’re fifth round final stroke in her guts and she screaming for daddy’s big shoe so you give her the sausage boost to make her loose. One of the only things that rhyme with orange juice

Man Kelsey was begging for that fat sausage boost so you know I had to fill her with the orange juice

by Cooonr May 31, 2018