Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.
Scientology gives me the retard shivers.
Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.
Scientology gives me the retard shivers.
Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.
by [Ryuk] November 11, 2011
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A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.
A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.
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1) Someone with a mental disability that everyone treats with kid gloves and condescension because they assume everyone else is treating them like shit.
2) Someone who is acting stupid, unintentionally acting as if they have a mental disability.
2) Someone who is acting stupid, unintentionally acting as if they have a mental disability.
1) Jen: (insincerely, looking for everyone to think she's sympathetic and a good person) Aww did you see Jan? Good for him, he's rolling his wheelchair all on his own. What a shame that such a wonderful brave person. What an inspiration.
Jon: Shut the fuck up Jen, you phony materialistic slut. Jan's actually intelligent, you're just treating him like a child, ironically making you the retard in this situation.
2) You fucking retard, you don't put the cheese in the boiling water you strain the pasta first. This is the last time I'm letting you make the mac and cheese.
Jon: Shut the fuck up Jen, you phony materialistic slut. Jan's actually intelligent, you're just treating him like a child, ironically making you the retard in this situation.
2) You fucking retard, you don't put the cheese in the boiling water you strain the pasta first. This is the last time I'm letting you make the mac and cheese.
by Ricardo Ryder January 19, 2016
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You now know that you have reached your maximum level of involvement in said place and you are prepared to abruptly disappear from said place.
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You now know that you have reached your maximum level of involvement in said place and you are prepared to abruptly disappear from said place.
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2. A less able person.
3. And the person who doesn't like this.
2. A less able person.
3. And the person who doesn't like this.
Oh my gosh he/she/they are such Retard(s)...
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