poonami

A combination of the terms "poon" and "tsunami" referring to a tidal wave of girls, especially referring to ex-girlfriends attempting to have sex with you again. Specifically, this terms refers to an abnormally large number of girls trying to get with you in a short period of time.

Look dude, I can't meet you for drinks later. I am swept up in a poonami and I can't let it go to waste.

by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

Yee Poon

1. A true legend who is chinese.

2. Slang for ''your vagina''

Dude 1: Hey, its Yee Poon over there!
Dude 2: Yeah man, havent seen her around in long time

Dude 1: Mannn, yee poon is amazzinggg

by GreatestEver. March 20, 2010

The Poon Lord

A self proclaimed master of "poon" who sees over all of the peasants with no such power. He is most likly flying in his poon plane to his hidden poon palace in another dimension.

Have you seen The Poon Lord, I don't know what dimension he is in right now.

by theoneoflife August 7, 2015

poonaner

a dirty bastard that won't stop talking shit, or just won't stop bragging about shit.

blowthetoad is a poonaner; a poop covered banana.
Stick a banana up your ass and shit it out.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

poon punch

A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.

Duuuuude!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday, and left a snail trail on my leg.

by CaDog And Eriko April 8, 2004

anti-poon

a friend or loved one that repels sex for anyone they come in contact with. Female version of cock block

You get laid last night?
Fuck no I went to the bar with anti-poon

by CRV January 11, 2008

Ploon

Someone who is usually fairly intelligent but does something moronic or out of character would be a ploon.

Ryan thought the time was 3am because the clock stopped working even though it was still sunny, what a ploon.

by Mancazza April 4, 2011