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polish shower

To return to the lavatory and re-wipe your anus.

"To go wipe your butt again."
"You smell like ass, go take a polish shower."
by assomatic March 10, 2010
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Polish Standoff

Two drivers facing one-another in the left turn lane. Both drivers have a green light.

In the case of a Polish Standoff, both drivers are unable to turn left because they're both patiently waiting for the other one to go first. Inevitably results in noone going anywhere until the next time the light turns green.
I can't believe that we're all going to sit through another light cycle because those two fucktards got stuck in a Polish Standoff.
by GloriaB September 30, 2007
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polish hot carl

when a male of polish decent is getting a tug job from a girl while he squirts mad doo doo butter in her mouth.
Falk loves when he can receive a polish hot carl.
by zgrrr November 10, 2008
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black nail polish

A color of nail polish mainly used by the people us posers think of as "goths" or "punks". Accessivley used to draw attention usually towards cuts. Used way too much.
"OOoo Im going to go to Hot Topic just to get black nail polich so I can be called gothic, cut myself, and cry my eyeliner-bled eyes out. Then I will get a studed belt. I am so HxC!
by Sean Rayburn May 3, 2005
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Polish handjob

The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.
Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob
by binx12512 October 31, 2011
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Polish Hostage

Another term for a person wanting to attempt suicide, usually involving police intervention.
Officer Smith had to respond to the high railroad bridge over the river- There was a polish hostage up there threatening to jump.
by Someone unlisted November 20, 2010
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Polish Volcano

Its when after three hours of hard ear sex, the sperm shoots out of her ear like an active volcano
last night after 5 continous hours of ear sex I got a huge Polish Volcano that shot up to the ceiling.
by Squirt reynolds June 17, 2008
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