Potato Farmer

When a male ejaculates into his bellybutton, and allows it to dry. Once fully dry they proceed to remove it with clumps of hair, making it look like freshly up rooted potatoes.

Tom: Hey did you hear that jimmy has 3 potatoes in the works?
Sam: Damn he is a real Potato Farmer!

Potato Farmer by CyferGreen November 7, 2021

Potato Farmer

A man who farms potato.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.

That potato farmer totally spent last night at home instead of on the date I asked him to.

Potato Farmer by BeezyFinestBeezy August 3, 2006

Potato Masher

A fun variation of the standard hand job. The man lies naked on a kitchen counter, and the woman proceeds to jack him off.

We were bored last night, so we moved into the kitchen where my gf gave me a potato masher.

Potato Masher by Dan I am February 5, 2010

Potato Theory 

The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:

You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.

Your mom is yelling because you slept in on your day off?

Forget it bro, Potato Theory.

Potato Theory by TheDamnBatman July 26, 2011

potato monkey 

A combination between a potato and a monkey. Used to indicate ridiculous things that don't make any sense.

Friend: Do you think a donkey can run faster than a cheetah when the donkey is chased by a snake?
Me: What?! I don't even think it can run faster than a potato monkey

potato monkey by onemonkeyisnottwomonkeys November 24, 2016

Potato Withdrawal 

When the addictive habit of consuming mass quantities of any type of potato product abruptly ends. This habit is typically found among Irish people or those of Irish descent who enjoy all forms of potatoes including but not limited to potato salad, potato crisps, mashed potatoes, shepherd's pie, baked potatoes, roasted potatoes, steamed potatoes, potato dumplings, potato pancakes, potato pie, and french fries.

Luke returned from Annapolis, after a week of eating nothing but salad and bread, and desperately had a nearly unquenchable craving for any sort of potato product.

Potato Withdrawal by ILoveToBeRandom September 5, 2005

potato tits

when someone busts a nut on a girls rack

I gave her some potato tits

potato tits by Idahoslaper April 11, 2010