- ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-

she is dad lmaoo

daughter: - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-, make me a sandwich!
son: yes daddy - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-!

by hydraxooo August 10, 2018

Z-Panda

A code name for a wierd strong hippie guy. His motto is "save the animals or I kill u." He lifts wieghts and learns martial arts (mostly from video games) to eliminate "evil peoples like Dumbski." Somehow he has a good gf. It is little known why this is his nickname because he is asociated more with dragons and tigers.

U ate a bunny! I kill u!

by Z-Panda April 6, 2003

angry panda

the emotion of being angry. Not happy with people actions causes you to be angry

I cant believe you said that you are making me an angry panda. Your actions are causing me to become an angry panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Screaming Panda

When a guy is fucking a fat asian girl and he punches her in each eye socket. Then he proceeds to hand her a snack, Bamboo.

Last night I was mad at myself for fucking a lard ass so I punched her in the face twice and yelled Eat Bitch!!! and gave her my stick of bamboo. She was my first screaming panda.

by Don't Stop Please March 1, 2010

Angry Panda

The act of punching a girl in both eyes after you jizz on her face.

Joe:My girlfriend was being a major bitch this morning because I gave her a "angry panda" last night.It was worth it though.

Bill:Fucking awesome.I think I might do that to my girl tonight.

by AJ Fallschamjäger November 16, 2009

The Panda

when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.

'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"

THE PANDA

by Fo_Sho August 4, 2012

Trash Panda

A girl that has very low morals that looks like a dumpster fire that will pretty much fuck anyone with no regrets

Hey ray wanna go to the bar tonight and pick up some trash pandas

by Trash Panda King February 17, 2018