Mississippi mud pump

When someone receives a blow job while taking a shit.

I'm horny and I've got a turtle head poking out, how about giving me a Mississippi mud pump to help things along?

by Mr. Miss June 28, 2009

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Double Fist Pump

Similiar to the fist pump from Jersey Shore - but taking it up another level of douchiness.

This place is just a double fist pump away from being the next Jersey Shore - let's bounce!

by Ketehs February 4, 2010

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Originated from, and first performed by rap artist M.K.Russ., the action of a "M.K. Pump" occurs during, or shortly after a 'ballin' or 'pimp juice' action. It is meant to both taunt the opposition or audience such action is being performed upon, as well as to further increase your status as a 'balla', or a 'pimp juice' playa.

Mathias: Shiiiit, I saw you put his ass on the ground with that move!
Detox: Hell yea, that was sick man! And ofcourse you had to follow it up with the M.K. Pump!

by mkruss February 2, 2009

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balloon pump

titty fuck. to fuck the titties with teh cock.

"yo dude. i was drunk as shit last night and i straight balloon pumped the fuck out those huge thangs."

by mxs July 19, 2007

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sausage pump

A term used for a very sexually active male, who, is frequently called upon by women to "pump" them full of "sausage".

Kerry: So did you hear that Shayla, Ben, and Emily had a threesome.

Carl: No, that's pretty bad ass!

Kerry: Ya and from what i hear from the other girls Ben's quite the sausage pump.

by dragonzombie October 15, 2009

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1-Pump

n. (wŭn-pŭmp)

1. A woman so incredibly sexy that the mere sight of her makes male ejaculation possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the penis shaft.

2. The very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the penis shaft occur before ejaculation.

Woah! You just missed a total 1-Pump dude!

by JQF2.0 November 29, 2010

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