Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.
Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.
Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?
Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?
Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
by Sir Julio November 14, 2010
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"that little voice, that twinge of doubt in your chest is your pmo. And that son of a bitch is a liar everyday, even if its one small step, you work towards ripping that son of a bitch out and throwing it to the lions. EVERYDAY, no excuses, never quit. Once you beat your PMO, you're unstoppable. More guys flunk ranger school from mental stress than physical. Discipline and drive is above muscles every day. Doesn't matter if you feel tired, sick, sad, it's your PMO. You say "fuck you" and finish the mission. Period." - a wise buddy of mine.
"that little voice, that twinge of doubt in your chest is your pmo. And that son of a bitch is a liar everyday, even if its one small step, you work towards ripping that son of a bitch out and throwing it to the lions. EVERYDAY, no excuses, never quit. Once you beat your PMO, you're unstoppable. More guys flunk ranger school from mental stress than physical. Discipline and drive is above muscles every day. Doesn't matter if you feel tired, sick, sad, it's your PMO. You say "fuck you" and finish the mission. Period." - a wise buddy of mine.
that little voice, that twinge of doubt in your chest is your pmo. And that son of a bitch is a liar
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Again, if you're reading this, I didn't make it out of the wrath of PMS. (Oh, and I think PMS stands for "Pre-Menstrual Syndrome"
Again, if you're reading this, I didn't make it out of the wrath of PMS. (Oh, and I think PMS stands for "Pre-Menstrual Syndrome"
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Don't fuck w/ that girl, cos she down with PMS and her girls will come through and fukk you and your momma up
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