Penis inspection Day

where you get fondled by your elementary gym teacher

on "Penis inspection day" my gym teacher fondled my junk

by samsonianmanbearpig December 8, 2010

Penisbutt

A game enjoyed by many pole-fancies. Most popular from 1900-1920. The exact rules remain a mystery. It is believed to be very similar to Dandyballs and Legs-a-spread.

Oh sonny those were crazy times! My friends and I played dandyballs and legs-a-spread and Penisbutt!

by toethumb July 14, 2010

penis face mcgee

he is a person that has a penis for a face and a face for a penis

he needs no introduction, he is penis face mcgee.

by penisface mcgee May 30, 2010

the pentagon

a group of five people who believe themselves to be much better than the rest of their friends

a group of five residents of Porter Hall at Miami University call themselves the pentagon

by Abraham bin Laden December 16, 2008

Penis Mightier than the sword

1. When someone intends to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" but forgets to put a space between pen and sword creating hilarious results.

2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.

Kate230: Well, you know as they all say, the penis mightier than the sword

John11s2: LOL typo

Kate230:OMG ROTF

Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?

by Pappaya Peppers April 26, 2010

can you lend a nigga a pencil?

1) A phrase a High School teacher used to get the longest suspension on record

Student: can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Teacher: nigga, nigga this, nigga, nigga please....

by El Profesor July 6, 2007

Pristiano Penaldo

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021