Nut Plugging

When a person inserts their testicles into a lover's asshole. Hell, it could be some complete stranger too! Knock yourself out!

I nut plugged your mom's ass yesterday

My mom's dead. YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!! *cries and runs away*


nut plugging

by Barfmod April 26, 2009

Nut Husk

Nut Husk is the crumbs that hang from your nut sack .
This come from not washing your nuts.
Causing itching sensation

Nut Husk :Leaving flaking crumbs on toilet stool and or noticeable deposits in the dirty draws that one wear.

by mr J.R June 3, 2010

Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.

The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.

by BAMF MD May 21, 2011

Nut Udders

Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.

Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.

Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.

Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.

by sweet_melissa79 February 7, 2013

Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.

''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''

by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019

nut cup

Game invented by Scott Stephensen in Alberta Canada...Simple concept of tossing nuts into a cup.Games have 4 quarters,and players toss 4 nuts per quarter each.The person to toss the most nuts in to the cup is the winner.The game requires skill,luck and patience.The game is played while on the job.

At tracker logistics it was so boring one day, so all we did was play nut cup!!

by jas baines May 2, 2008

nut fuck

To fuck without inserting the shaft, for ether lake their of or stimulation.

rubbing nuts on a vagina

President Clinton claims to have only "nut fucked" Monica Lewinski.

by EvilJake April 25, 2006