Mustache water

Liquid(s) spawned in or collected in a mustache. A water-logged mustache. Mustache water is believed to have Danish origin - (In Danish: "Overskægsvand")

Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.

When Aaron came back to bed after brushing his teeth, he gave Rebecca a kiss full of refreshing mustache water.

She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.

by Laerin August 10, 2010

Musty Miguel

When you walk into the bathroom and there a musty smell a a hot dump that has sat there for days to ferment

Kyle: Dude i walked into the bathroom and smell a Musty Miguel
Timmy: Aw that must have been horrible

by Sindof2 October 26, 2011

mustafa arslan

A middle aged Turkish man who claims to of punched a cow and killed it. Only a select few have encounted such a godly being as they tend to favaour the number '81' and like to gamble large quantities of cash at the casinos.

Wow did you see that bloke?
Yep, that's a mustafa arslan

by Dorum April 11, 2017

Mustache Unicorn

The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.

My pet Mustache Unicorn dose not go outside without their golden monocle.

by Pegastash February 7, 2017

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas

"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.

Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

by Your Materfamilias December 23, 2018

Mustardmouth

Mustardmouth is a descriptive word used to poke fun at a person with yellow teeth. The term was coined by a viewer in a TwitchTV chat room, in late October of 2018, during a live broadcast of the “Bubba the Love Sponge” radio show. The host of the show (Bubba) was ribbing a co-host (tuddle) about his dirty yellow teeth and referred to tuddles smile as the “yellow bridge”, when the viewer typed back a paraphrased version of the cutdown “Mustardmouth”. The moniker stuck and now tuddle is forever known as “Mustardmouth”

TODD - Is Patrick on meth and chewing tobacco? His teeth are really yellow.

BUCK - Yeah, he has a real Mustardmouth. Hahahaha

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019