Jamestown, Michigan

A Jamestown, MI is a place that is so ordinary, small, and forgettable, that you are sure there must be a honeycomb of missile silos underneath it, because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

Nowhere is Jamestown, Michigan.

by crazeeeman September 19, 2018

Wyoming, Michigan

A suburb city right outside of Grand Rapids, Mi very diverse and home of Wyoming High School. #WYO

You live in Wyoming, Michigan so you just go to Wyoming High School where 20% of your females are burning.

You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.

by Greg Temple April 11, 2019

Cedar Springs, Michigan

Cedar Springs, Michigan. Home of Red Flannel Days! Incorporated in 1871 as a major hub for the timber industry, it became know for the Red Flannel often worn by loggers required to wear them due to the harsh winters. The red flannels they wore began being produced in Cedar Springs for convenience and that industry still remains today. Cedar Springs became a city in October 1959.

Cedar Springs, Michigan is the little city halfway between Grand Rapids, MI and Big Rapids, MI.

by Red Shamrock September 21, 2020

Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.

I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.

by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020

Niles, Michigan

A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)

Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.

Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 26, 2022

Dexter, Michigan

A town that smells like poop

I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,

by Achenson August 26, 2023

a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan

Trixie Mattel

Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan. Welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!

by MARJATTA June 10, 2024