Bell's Man-ladder

When two existing all-male human centipedes are further sewn together at the wangs using a space-docking arrangement, thus forming an easily climbable rope-ladder like apparatus.

We threw Trav's gay porn on the roof to stop him being such a fag, but he just built a Bell's Man-ladder to climb up and get it.

by NormB November 11, 2011

One Cum Man

While in the middle of ejaculating you think of something funny and it ruins the whole experience.

I had a One Cum Man moment last night from the show we watched.

by ArgonZoran June 29, 2016

Ryan the condom man

A man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.

Mom! Ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. It's so high quality. He wears condom balloons on his head

by naMhteiK98 March 5, 2017

I'm just a tool working for the man

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.

My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

by papa sal August 6, 2012

dude man

the dude man is a human who lives fearlessly and does what he or she feels is right. the dude man accepts people of all likes, dislikes, races, religions, genders, and sexualities. this variety of human moves in on crowded subways, says "excuse me", and will always put the blinker on when driving. the dude man will offer you his/her umbrella in the rain.

the hobbies of the dude man include hanging with friends and family, having sex, drinking, and smoking pot. however he or she uses condoms at all times, does not drink and cry for attention, and will always pass the bowl. this type of human lives in all of us.

when humanity realizes this, there will be no more war, crime, misery, selfishness, stealing, or cheating.
there will only be peace and love.

When we all find our inner dude man, the world will be awesome and traffic won't be so miserable.

by rokkii k April 9, 2011

man of action

1. A guy who doesn't sit and screw around.
2. A guy who takes action and doesn't just sit and twidle his thumbs talking about it.

See, you took care of it. That's why you're the man of action.

by Man Of Action February 13, 2005

grown ass man

1- Used to reply angrily to an absurd suggestion

2- Used to ridicule a childish person

1- "That papercut looks pretty bad, do you need a band-aid?"
"NO NIGGA! IM A GROWN ASS MAN!"

2- "Ow. I got a papercut and it really hurts."
"You a grown ass man, stop crying like a bitch."

by Dub-Fresh May 13, 2007