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matchateacos

A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.
Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!
by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020
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D'Michael

DMichael is the kind of boy that loves video games, is extremely smart and loves junk food. He's got a huge penis! Any girl who crosses his path can't keep their eyes off of him. He's irresistible. Any girl to go out with him is VERY lucky. He's sweet and understanding. The master of major sarcasm and is very funny. He's the awesomest. He is really loyal and generous. He's an all-around good friend.
?: Who's that boy over there? The one who's making everyone laugh with his clever sarcasm? He's really cute and seems intelligent.
Me: Oh, that's my boyfriend D'Michael. He's awesome.
by ...love July 3, 2015
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Matching fetishes

matching fetishes is when someone has a fetish and another person (hopefully of opposite sex)'s fetish is fulfilling the other's fetish.
Shawn is fascinated with Arianna's feet, while Arianna loves getting her feet tickled. The matching fetishes are the foot fetish
by Habanero907 April 18, 2015
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Michaelangelo

The name of the coolest Ninja Turtle. Wears the orange ascot. Which is surprisingly metro for a ninja. He is obsesssed with pizza and the saying "Kawabungaaahh!" Aside from his frequent use of skateboards and nun chucks, he fails to show us any real skills.

Just do your ninja duties, man.
Leonardo: We were awesome!

Michaelangelo : Bodacious!

Raphael: Bitchin'!

Donatello: Uh...

Michaelangelo: Gnarly!

Leonardo: Radical!

Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!

Michaelangelo: Wicked!

Leonardo: Hellacious!

Donatello: Uh, mega...

Splinter: clears his throat, they all shut up I have always liked... Cowabunga.

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: puase COWABUNGA!

Splinter: laughs I made a funny!
by saramary123 November 10, 2009
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michael angelo batio

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
by LightningandIce January 18, 2008
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Michael Dawson

A formerly major character on the HIT television series Lost. Killed off by the creators because of Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!

Also, the kid (Waaaaalt!) shouldn't have been on the set anymore because Sawyer and Kate were gettin' it on.
Michael Dawson: "Waaaaaaaaaalt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!!"
Lost Fan: "Oh, IMMA FIRIN MA LASER, it's Michael! SHOOP DA WHOOP"
Jin: Others! OTHERS!!!
by The Fighter April 13, 2009
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Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.
by NvgtrWiggles October 20, 2008
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