Literally Real

When something is so ridiculous or absurd, that you have to acknowledge it’s existence.

Person 1: “So that’s when the village started getting shot up by the militia! I almost had to walk out the theatre.”

Person 2: “Oh my GOODNESS! IT’S LITERALLY REAL!

by onetenth February 27, 2024

literate (noun)

How *well* you know a language, could be in terms of grammar, spelling, vocabulary, or punctuation.

Guy1: "1800s Americans were more literate (noun) than today's Americans."
Guy2: "Is that really true?"
Guy1: "Yeah, you can look it up pretty easily."

by slightly dirty handle February 29, 2024

Literary Puritan

Someone who detests the alteration of authored works, regardless of the reasoning. An individual with an inherent belief that the author's original intent should always be respected and preserved.

Amazon recently released a new Lord of the Ring series, which they heavily altered from Tolkein's work to make it representative of 'modern' audiences, as a literary puritan, Tolkein would be turning in his grave.

by Muttemor March 5, 2024

Litewally

Ipad kid literally

I litewally need ma ipad....litewally 🙄

by Possypooper March 13, 2024

litetally

Often confused with the non existent word "literally". Litetally can be used as a synonym of the word "exactly".

Kai: Damn, Wren is the most emo person to ever exist!
Everyone: Litetally!

by wrenoff March 29, 2024

Literate

A synonym to 'Write'.

(Lit-er-ate-

I don't draw, I scribble.
I don't breathe, I inhale.
I don't write, I literate.

by Cozmicrealities April 9, 2024

Literally 1984

used in a situation when something goes the wrong way. particularly referencing bad situations. sometimes used when somebody is being dramatic.

Guy 1: "i got robbed by a homeless man!"
Guy 2: "Literally 1984."

by Samucob123 April 13, 2024