leonisa

a savage. an asswipe who can talk your ears off. best cook ever. unable to do math. fun, witty, and stupid.

" u dont know whats 2 + 2? ha, u just pulled a leonisa"

by crackj October 26, 2017

Diamonds from Sierra Leonne

Hypocritical song and video from Kanye West. Blaming all of Sierra Leone's problems on white people. Totally disregarding the fact that the hiphop industry, yes industry, promotes the wearing of diamonds in the form of bling. You cannot tell me all of those diamonds are conflict free.

"Yo La Taniqua dats some sweet Bling, is dem conflict free diamonds?"

"Don't axe me fool, you know only whities diamonds is conflict diamonds."

"Ah dats right,Kanye taught us that."

by diamond joe quimby August 8, 2005

Leoni

Shortest person that you will meet.

Leoni is short
Haha

by YeetedMeat March 26, 2019

Leonnia

Leonnia is a classy, well-mannered gal. She likes chubby squirrels and long, romantic walks to the bedroom. (Heh, heh...If you know what I mean.) She smells of spring time and happy. Her favorite pastime is creating artful masterpieces from barbed wire, owl pellets and the thousands of happy tears she's wiped from orphan's faces. You may recognize this beauty from her work as a stunt double in hits such as "Petal to the Metal" or "Peek a Knees." She also starred in the Tony Award-winning Broadway hit, alongside her studly co-star Ryan Boliver in, "B and Lala do Dallas." She now resides in Bora Bora with her life partner, working as a pole-dance instructor and training seeing-eye turtles for the visually impaired. If you do not know the one and only Leonnia, lay on the ground, curl into the fetal position, try not to cry, then cry...A lot.

"Have you seen that epic, new Leonnia flick? Man, I wish I was as stupendous as her."

by BumpyRooLoo December 28, 2015

LARPing Leonard

A guy who embarrasses himself by wearing a cape or other costumes to school and using metaphoric language in an attempt to impress people.

Guy#1: "Oh great, "LARPing Leonard" decided to wear his cape again..."

Guy#2: "Why is he standing in the middle of the ring? and what is he screaming?"

LARPing Leonard "Do you want a Day of War, or A DAY OF RECKONING?!"

Guy #1 "........let's go home"

by DiskoStikk June 22, 2009

fat Leonard

The poof on top of a beenie, fluff ball, or hairy thang

Hey girl, im diggin that fat Leonard!

Check out that fat leonard, mutha fuckas bouncin like shiiit

by therob11 August 6, 2014

Dirty Leone

When you fuck a big titty goth girl and she squirts in your mouth. You spit it back in her pussy, then she pisses on your dick as she says “Daddy, do you like my bitter juices?”

“Damn, this bitch gave me a Dirty Leone last night!”

by GiornoGetsPegged October 22, 2020