Leonnia

Leonnia is a classy, well-mannered gal. She likes chubby squirrels and long, romantic walks to the bedroom. (Heh, heh...If you know what I mean.) She smells of spring time and happy. Her favorite pastime is creating artful masterpieces from barbed wire, owl pellets and the thousands of happy tears she's wiped from orphan's faces. You may recognize this beauty from her work as a stunt double in hits such as "Petal to the Metal" or "Peek a Knees." She also starred in the Tony Award-winning Broadway hit, alongside her studly co-star Ryan Boliver in, "B and Lala do Dallas." She now resides in Bora Bora with her life partner, working as a pole-dance instructor and training seeing-eye turtles for the visually impaired. If you do not know the one and only Leonnia, lay on the ground, curl into the fetal position, try not to cry, then cry...A lot.

"Have you seen that epic, new Leonnia flick? Man, I wish I was as stupendous as her."

by BumpyRooLoo December 28, 2015

leonni

Leonni is a beautiful name given to the beautifulest people at heart with a kind and caring soul tho they can be sensitive but on the other hand can definately stand up for their self, if you ever get a chance to be a friend to one take that chance and don't let them go.

Your just leonni

by MissBarton0812 May 27, 2014

Leonna

A girl that can be the devil or an angel. She can be bipolar, but she’s a good friend to all. She is loyal, smart, sweet, and caring and there’s nobody like her. She go out of her way to make other people happy. She is judged too quickly but she’s a bad bitch so she don’t give a fuck. She’s a person you can go to for advice! You’ll never meet another girl like her.

There’s a Leonna

by Djejsjsjsjssj June 28, 2018

Leonia Middle School

Originally a place where only 6th-8th graders souls would be tormented, but recently opened up so that 5th graders could experience the pain too.

the middle school is actually a cult where the lms core values are worshipped above all things on earth

we gotcha local 50% asians, drug abusers, and expired milk. come to lms today so that you can go on the bus and enjoy the cafeteria ladies yelling at you for standing up.

Principal: "You have lost RESPECT for the LMS CORE VALUES! You need to integrate responsibility, respect, perseverance, integrity, and community in your lives, and this is why we are spending time here, giving a speech no one will care about, and taking your gym time away."

Leonia victim #1: "Dude Leonia Middle School sucks"

Leonia victim #2: "I found mold in my taco yesterday"

by 20dollarsSuperCash April 20, 2023

Leonia

A one-square mile town that nobody knows about because by the time you finish asking what town you are in, your already leaving.This town is very boring, and has absolutely nothing to do in it. The most fun kids can find is hanging out at the Dunkin Donuts, and going to the park. Most older people like it because it is a "quiet town"

Leonia is possibly the smallest and most boring town ever.

by boredperson<33 September 28, 2005

Leontia

May also be referred to as Lerincha. A 'happening' name. Often can be seen tearin' it up on the dancefloor - usually to Beyonce. Leontias love Beyonce! Leontias are unique and special. They are the best kind of friend, kind, caring, generous and good fun. Everyone loves a Leontia.

I wish everyone was more like Leontia

by Gerardyboforever October 13, 2011

Leonna

A sweet asshole who does not know when to shut the fuck up. She likes to be a dick 24/7

If you see a leonna run

by Dick8979 December 23, 2018